Thursday, 22 March 2012

White Chicks.


Lisa: Hi I'm Cellulite Sally; look at my huge ba-donkey.
Don't forget about me, I'm Backfat Betty. 
Now who could have said that? 
Oh yeah, it's Tina the Talking Tummy. 
Bursts into tears
 I can't even wear a short skirt and a top without looking like a fat pig. 
Kevin: What about this one? It goes with your skin tone. 
Lisa: Are you kidding?! Somebody throw Shamu back in the ocean. Whoo!

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